Sorry for the hiatus. I was put on a support contract to help California Energy Commission staff write the updated code version of the Residential Compliance Manual and that took me off line for a few months. I have a newfound respect for the hard working folks at the Energy Commission. They truly want the code to be fair, practical and enforceable.
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